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Howard is a guy from Sunnyvale, California, USA

After teaching 7 years at one of the "worst" public high schools in L.A., I am now a founding member of the history department at King's Academy, Amman, Jordan. "To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice."

  • The fires of Hell are real and eternal, Pope warns -...

    Rated Apr 29 2007 6 reviews religion timesonline.co.uk

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    A couple of things this t-shirt left out: Hell is also where the presidents are Texan and the Popes are German but fantasize about being Spanish Inquisitors.

    Speaking of which: One day the Pope arrives in New York City to give a speech in front of the United Nations, but when he lands at JFK, he realizes he's running late. So he hops in a cab and tells the cabbie, "Look, cabbie, I have to give a speech in front of the United Nations, so step on it! Do what you have to do!" The cabbie takes off and starts speeding down the Van Wyck Expressway, but pretty soon they get stuck in traffic. So the Pope says, "Look, cabbie, maybe I didn't make myself clear. I have to give a speech in front of the United Nations and I'm late, so get on the shoulder!" But the cabbie says, "Sorry, Father, if I drive on the shoulder, I could lose my medallion." So the Pope says, "Okay, how about this. Why don't you let me drive, and that way, if we get pulled over, it'll be on me." The cabbie says, "Okay, you're the Pope," and switches seats with him. So the Pope starts driving like a madman, on the shoulder, through barricades, knocking down traffic signs, etc., and he's making good time. But just as he's about to go into the Midtown Tunnel, a cop sees him doing all this and pulls him over. The cop walks up to the cab, takes a look inside, and doesn't say anything. Instead, he goes back to his cruiser, calls up his captain, and says, "Hey captain, we got a problem here. I pulled over somebody really important." The captain says, "Oh yeah? Is it the mayor?" The cop says, "Nope, more important than that." The captain says, "Oh yeah? Is it the governor?" The cop says, "Nope, more important than that." The captain says, "Oh yeah? Is it a senator?" The cop says, "Nope, more important than that." The captain says, "Well, who the hell is it then?" The cop says, "I don't know, but the Pope's his driver."

    (Thanks to prodigz for this picture.)
     The fires of Hell are real and eternal, Pope warns - Times Online
  • Atheists for Jesus

    Rated Apr 25 2007 16 reviews religion atheists-for-jesus.com

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    Although I'm now an atheist, I have always considered Jesus of Nazareth an important role model (no, I'm not being sarcastic). I admire Jesus for many reasons, the main one being that he spoke out on behalf of the poor, the oppressed, the outcasts, and the undesirables--a typically "liberal" preoccupation. While modern conservatives side with the rich and powerful on virtually everything, the man they supposedly worship spent his life preaching against them. And while Jesus taught love as the highest virtue, conservatives are constantly looking for ways to express their hatred toward gays, immigrants, Muslims, intellectuals, and anyone else who isn't exactly like them.

    I also admire Jesus because he was a rebel. He fought the law, which was and still is a tool of the conservative establishment, and risked his life to denounce the "guardians" of the law for their hypocrisy, wickedness, and greed. With nothing more than a few simple stories told in the language of peasants, he took on the Pharisees, the Romans, and "the system" in all its might--and he overthrew them all.

    Another reason I admire Jesus is that he was strongly anti-materialistic. Many times, and in no uncertain terms, he preached against accumulating earthly goods, and commanded his followers to share whatever of value they possessed. In this respect, he would have been more at home among hippies and Commies than among conservatives, who seem to be obsessed with preventing the disadvantaged from sharing in "their" prosperity and "their" way of life.

    Given Jesus's position on the problems that afflict our society as much as they did his own--poverty, injustice, corruption, materialism, and unbridled greed, to name a few--I think it is fair to say that Jesus was a liberal, or even a radical. He certainly didn't have much in common with most of the people who call themselves Christians.

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    (The painting is Luca Giordano's The Expulsion of the Moneychangers from the Temple. Thanks to gregoryo for the second picture, which may be viewed in full on his page.)
    Atheists for Jesus
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  • Miscellanea  & Archive   & Science vs. Faith
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  • http://www.grindsmygears.org/2007/02/28/kiss-hanks-ass/
  • The Official God FAQ

    Rated Apr 02 2007 1329 reviews religion 400monkeys.com

    THE essential resource for anyone interested in god, religion, or faith.
    The Official God FAQ
  • Top Ten List

    Rated Apr 02 2007 610 reviews religion evilbible.com

    "Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian ... 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours."
    Top Ten List
  • Teach both theories & The Teacher's Amusement Center

    Rated Apr 02 2007 5 reviews humor, religion, k 12 education wordpress.com

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    Note the poor oppressed Christian's post below the cartoon. Seems she can't take a joke if it isn't sufficiently worshipful of her superstitions and her need to feel victimized.
    Teach both theories & The Teacher's Amusement Center
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    Rated Mar 27 2007 44 reviews religion netcom.com

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    Recently, a fellow Stumbler announced her refusal to believe the finding shown in this graph, on the basis that she herself is quite religious and has an IQ that (she claims) "isn't even on this chart." I'm not sure what the wording of her complaint is intended to convey (other than the notion that limiting the graph to an area where there are actually data points somehow reduces its validity), but its content conveys a basic misunderstanding about science and statistics. The finding is about statistically significant populations, not about individuals, so even if it were true that this Stumbler's IQ and religiosity were well above the mean, that would imply nothing about the validity of the statistical correlation. It's a bit like saying, "I smoke and I'm not dead, so there is no relationship between smoking and mortality." Well, there is, and refusing to believe it won't make the fact go away. If this Stumbler's example proves anything, it's that some religious people are not as smart as they think they are, and that they may simply deny evidence that does not flatter them.
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