The fires of Hell are real and eternal, Pope warns -...
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A couple of things this t-shirt left out: Hell is also where the presidents are Texan and the Popes are German but fantasize about being Spanish Inquisitors.
Speaking of which: One day the Pope arrives in New York City to give a speech in front of the United Nations, but when he lands at JFK, he realizes he's running late. So he hops in a cab and tells the cabbie, "Look, cabbie, I have to give a speech in front of the United Nations, so step on it! Do what you have to do!" The cabbie takes off and starts speeding down the Van Wyck Expressway, but pretty soon they get stuck in traffic. So the Pope says, "Look, cabbie, maybe I didn't make myself clear. I have to give a speech in front of the United Nations and I'm late, so get on the shoulder!" But the cabbie says, "Sorry, Father, if I drive on the shoulder, I could lose my medallion." So the Pope says, "Okay, how about this. Why don't you let me drive, and that way, if we get pulled over, it'll be on me." The cabbie says, "Okay, you're the Pope," and switches seats with him. So the Pope starts driving like a madman, on the shoulder, through barricades, knocking down traffic signs, etc., and he's making good time. But just as he's about to go into the Midtown Tunnel, a cop sees him doing all this and pulls him over. The cop walks up to the cab, takes a look inside, and doesn't say anything. Instead, he goes back to his cruiser, calls up his captain, and says, "Hey captain, we got a problem here. I pulled over somebody really important." The captain says, "Oh yeah? Is it the mayor?" The cop says, "Nope, more important than that." The captain says, "Oh yeah? Is it the governor?" The cop says, "Nope, more important than that." The captain says, "Oh yeah? Is it a senator?" The cop says, "Nope, more important than that." The captain says, "Well, who the hell is it then?" The cop says, "I don't know, but the Pope's his driver."
(Thanks to prodigz for this picture.)





