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Zombie Alert!!! - SFBG Politics Blog

Rated Aug 14 2008 • 1 review • horror movies, zombies • sfbg.com

The undies tie the whole thing together. Because zombies like to keep it a little modest, right? While they're eating your brain? It's classier that way.

Thanks to Reea for the naked lady zombies.
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Zombie garden sculpture brings the flesh-slavering undead...

Rated Jul 09 2008 • 9 reviews • gardening, zombies • boingboing.net

Do you think it would ruin the illusion (because tricks are for whores... COME ON! AD! Anyway.) if I put this lovely on my white trash-lookin' balcony? So what if I live on the second floor of my apartment building. I have fake grass. It will TOTALLY work. TOTALLY. If it at least freaks out my perpetually half-naked neighbor from across the way, it's good enough for me.

Thanks to Kryptonite whom I hope will be able to distinguish this one from the real bastards when they come.

Sigh. If I ever buy this, I hope someone will be able to take me in once my roommate kicks me out for making her poop her pants.
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CHAINSAW MAID

Rated Jul 06 2008 • 51 reviews • humor, video, zombies • youtube.com

The best thing I've seen since Big Trouble in Little China yet not as brutal as that Mark Twain claymation movie I saw as a child. Seeing souls descend into the bowels of hell is (um, don't judge me) the most metal thing ever. This chainsaw maid is a happy close second.

Thanks Missus Dr. K and Mr. TheStaxx for this dead-ish goodness.
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Zombie Cake !!!! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Rated Jul 02 2008 • 3 reviews • photography, zombies, cake • flickr.com

It's like... it's, like, making me really hungry.... FOR YOUR FACE. High-five.

Thanks Dr. K.
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Designs on Gifts - CafePress

Rated Jun 19 2008 • 1 review • clothing, zombies • cafepress.com

FOR SHAME!!!

Thanks Rrrick.
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http://www.wrongcards.com/files/imagecache/display/files/...

Rated Jun 17 2008 • 1 review • zombies, no plan b, damn you zombies • wrongcards.com

Kryptonite knows me well enough to know that I take all of my zombie safety cues from movies and television. Hence the above. Wal-mart! Costco! Where are you Plan B?! Sigh.

And screw any once of creativity. All my creativity will be tied up in figuring out better and more eloquent swears words during the zombie apocalypse.
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Zombina-nobody likes you when youre dead

Rated May 01 2008 • 2 reviews • humor, video, zombies • youtube.com

Thanks to Rrrick for this awwwwwesomeness. The song? Psh! Whatev! The "Japanese zombie rock opera" video playing in the background? AWESOME. Zombie laser eyes, people. ZOMBIE LASER EYES.
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[REC] teaser trailer (english version)

Rated Apr 26 2008 • 1 review • movies, video, zombies • youtube.com

I finally (!) watched this movie and whaaaaaat?! IT WAS GREAT. Easily one of the best zombie movies I've ever watched. If you're a baby about horror/zombies/blood/people eating I suggest you watch this and turn yourself into a grown-ass baby who has at least watched this film. I usually hate handheld shaky camera dealies (FUCK YOU, CLOVERFIELD) but this one totally works. WATCH IT! SCARE YOURSELF! ENJOY.

Many thanks to Ieda for letting know (albeit many moons ago) about this gem of a scary movie. Mmm, scary movies. AWEsome.
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http://www.rocknflicks.com/images/zombie1.jpg

Rated Apr 17 2008 • 5 reviews • movies, zombies • rocknflicks.com

Them zombies...
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Types

Rated Apr 03 2008 • 2 reviews • humor, zombies • uncyclopedia.org

Misspelled zombie

Misspelled zombies are created when some idiot who never capitalizes the first word in a sentence is writing about zombies. Everytime the word "zombie" is misspelled, the zombie in question becomes a misspelled zombie. They most often present as zmobies, although variations like zobmies are not uncommon, and reports of a strain of zmombies have recently brought the "One M" theory into question. Misspelled zombies generally retain the characteristics of their zombie counterparts, becoming, among others, fast stupid zmobies, slow stupid zobmies, conjoined zmombies, corpulent zmobies, grave robber [sic] zobmies, et cetera. When a zombie becomes misspelled, it loses its ability to cause infection, because zmobification just sounds stupid.

Misspelled zombies not only massacre all things capitalized, but eat the souls of those who believe in punctuation. A semblance of grammatical correction in your writing? DEAD. Misspelled zombie tracked the tickity-tacking of your keyboard (as well the unmistakable scent of the grammar-Nazi) and feasted on your deliciously hearty brain.

Thanks to Reea for this!
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