heyitsmejaya/humor

Last seen: 2 days ago

The Legendary Jaya is a 27 year old woman from Los Angeles, California, USA

Pasta Batman (aka Meadowlark Lemon) has got tears like diamonds.

All right.

Stop what you're doing because I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to.

P.S. I sound better in stereo and (fucking finally) in real life.
P.P.S. Spam me again and I promise to eat your babies (oh, and I WILL AUTOMATICALLY THUMBS DOWN YOUR SITE. It's a principles kind of thing. And because I hate you).
P.P.P.S. I never break promises.