"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?"
At first I thought this said ".. but don't point to it when a bum asks where the bathroom is?"
I answered in my head, "Well, I wouldn't want a bum pissing on my arm, now would I?" I was proud of myself for a minute -- before I realized I just can't read. :(
... If you find yourself invited to a concert with a white person, do NOT expect to dance. Prepare yourself for three hours of standing reasonably still. It is also advised to get a beer or (if legal) a cigarette so you have something to do with your hands. Although it is acceptable to occasionally raise one hand and point just above the stage. ...
Very true. White people need better dancin' music!
Some of the things on this blog are false, however. I do not enjoy recycling, tea, or bicycles -- SO, THERE!
I like them
Feb 19, 2008 7:30am
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