Have you ever wondered how to go about penning the perfect love letter? This is an actual email I received through OkCupid! Read and learn, dear ones...
hello This letter is my heart-template in which my burning feelings for you will be ventilated....To me, you're a rose that should be protected from thorns around lest they prick you. See my dear you're an angel that shouldn't be hurt. You're also honey that should be covered against contaminants. By the grace of God, I'm ready to do whatever it takes to make you happy, I promise. I'm in earnest when I say I want to love and need to be loved, baby.Your beauty inside your heart as hit me with a 'sledgehammer' Look baby, undeniably, I can love you and cherish you for you're Angel personified.I'm longing to clasp you to my bosom very soon to soothe my ailing soul. I just need your resolute Yes,Now dear.....Well here is little about me, i am a MARKETER by profession and also more of an Atlantic traveler.My work takes me back and forth to other parts of the world, I am based in CANADA. I am new on the site i hope you are the one my heart beat for .I think we share similar interests. even though the distance, things might be an initial turn off to you but anything can happen! Write me back.Have a nice day,waiting to hear from you and My e-mail outside this facility is wilson_real77@hotmail.com....u can as well reply me to that address above. That would be a nice platform to get acquainted! Have a nice day
Wilson
If this letter has moved you as it moved me, I urge you to drop Wilson a line!
I was vacillating about this particular recipe,
considering my doctor's recent edict regarding my relationship with carbs;
but the following line convinced me to throw caution to the wind and give it a shot...
Hey, it's not as if I'm going to eat the entire thing myself, right??
From the page: "Push the meat sauce into the pasta holes filling each one up.
Stuffing the meat into the holes is a weirdly satisfying task.
Enough said."