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Rated • 80 reviews • science • utah.edu
From the page: "Aliens who correctly interpret this will know how large an army to send". Imagine the supreme ultimate alien leader order the peace-loving alien scientist (excited and enthusiastic after the 11 alien years it took to decode the message): "Ok, skip all that chemistry crap and get to the important part. How many Death Pod brigades is this gonna cost me?" Hearing this, the alien scientist's three hearts all break simultaneously.
