glitterpony562

Ah, the Kakapo. Noble comedy bird.

i think I need one of those.

Sorry, want one of those.

Anti virus doesn't like it...

"Shit! Loads of money! Must stay in character, must stay in character...It can't be real...Keep still...Hold the ball...But what if it is real? Fuck the character, I'm off to get a Burger King, get absolutely battered on cocaine and fuck 12 whores for 4 days...Slowly...Stay in character...No, of course, obviously it's a joke...Got to have a look, though. Might get mugged for it! No, it's not real. What am i thinking?...I know, I'll look, but in character. Like an insect or whatever I'm supposed to be. God, I feel like a cock in this outfit. What am I doing?! I'm a fucking joke".

From the page: "A-Trak's remix of Yeah Yeah Yeahs' "Heads Will Roll" has received quite a buildup on the club circuit; food for house-heads and anyone who's been lit up by Karen O, it's a crossover track that should soon populate many a dance radio station. Today, it's blitzing the blogosphere."

Hang on, I'm just going to kick you in the face. Thanks.

OK lads, we've learned from that. Next time I want at least three people attacking him at once and...Fuck it, just bring a gun.

The mistake is that they're pissing about making a stupid website when they should be cleaning rat shit out of the deep fat fryer, so that I don't pay £17.95 for something that's got traces of rat shit in it.

Tune in next week for another episode of Ramsay's Cascading Style Sheet Nightmares.

From the page: "Cool Light Lamp Will Make You Want to Hang Yourself"

Your generic, poorly written 'template' design blog will achieve that far more effectively.