FreeNatashaNow

Last seen: 2 days ago

Natasha is a 30 year old woman from Horse's Ass, Alabama, USA

Will work for hooch: Potential employers should know, I am:
*A Minimally exceptional employee
*An addict of an imaginary drug that makes me just as unstable as a crack addict
*A typist capable of typing 10 words per minute but they're very big words (16% accuracy)
*A frequent seductress of colleagues
*A fluent Gibberish speaker
*A woman with a psychiatrist's note that will order you to allow me to sit in a director's chair and wear sunglasses during the work day

Extra worthless shit if you're still wasting your time reading this crap:
I don't like everything that entertains me.
I don't believe everything I think.
I'm sometimes lying when I say I'm lying.
I'm sometimes telling the truth when I say I don't know.
I'm an Italian who prefers vodka to wine. It's how I was raised.
This is your ass. That's a hole in the ground. Blah, blah, blah. Ask Jeeves.