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Fidi

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Fidi is a 35 year old woman from I'm Too Sexy For Columbus, Ohio, USA

The Road Not Taken
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. -R. Frost

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    Rated Mar 01 2007 • 48 reviews • satire • godhatesfigs.com

    God hates FIGS...
    " * JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION.
    o "Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.
    "And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
    "And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!"
    --Matthew 21:18-20

    * JESUS COMMANDED US NOT TO EAT OF THE CURSED FIG.
    o "The next day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry:
    "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find any thing on it: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
    "And Jesus answered and said to it, No man eat fruit of you hereafter forever. And his disciples heard it.
    --Mark 11:12-14

    * EAT A FIG, GO TO HELL.
    o "He destroyed their vines with hail and their sycamore-figs with sleet."
    --Psalm 78:47

    * GOD PROMISES TERRIBLE VENGEANCE FOR FIG-EATERS.
    o "Yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: "I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like poor figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten."
    --Jeremiah 29:17

    In summary, figs are the source of all the world's evils. They are a plague upon humanity and an abomination in the sight of the Lord."