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Ron Charest - scooby1 Member Profile on EyeFetch.com
Rated • 1 review • animals, nature, wildlife, photography • eyefetch.com
Showin some leg!
Singin the day away!
All folded up!
Smells Good!
I love these nature photos by scooby1. (Ron Charest)
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English Jokes
Rated • 1 review • jokes • jokes4all.net
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like.
It's speaking English that kills you.
Statistics can be made to prove almost everything! lmao
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1x.com - Shlomi Nissim. Photo overview.
Rated • 1 review • photography • 1x.com
Ghost boat
lion
harmony
fisherman
Just a few of the lovely photos by Shlomi Nissim
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Unbelievable Facts - Strange Facts - Britain
Rated • 1 review • uk, strange, england • britain.tv
Strange facts - Britain
Law reformer Jeremy Bentham left his entire estate to London's University College in 1832 on condition that he be stuffed, dressed in his finest clothes and mounted in a chair from where he would continue to attend the annual meeting of the university's board of governors. His figure is still brought out to preside over an annual debate.
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Nothing officially happened in Britain between 3 and 14 September 1752. This was because the country was switching from the old Julian calendar to the Western or Gregorian calendar, a move initially instituted by Pope Gregory XIII in 1582. Britain didn't get round to changing until 1752 when those 11 days went unobserved.
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Portugal is England's oldest ally. The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty signed in 1373 is still in force.
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A three-seater outside lavatory at Bishop's Tawton in North Devon is a Grade II listed building.
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Gallery of Limited Edition Fine Art Photography by...
Rated • 1 review • photography, wildlife • stephenoachs.com
"Not-So Wile E. Coyote"
Moose-crossing
"Low Flyer"
Rocky Mountain Raccoon
Magnificent wildlife photography by Stephen Oachs, his landscapes are well worth browsing too!
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Cute Little Spiders | ZuZu Top
Rated • 8 reviews • exotic pets, spiders • zuzutop.com
Jumping spiders comprise the famliy Salticidae, the largest and most diverse of spider families
with between 4,000 and 5,000 species described.
Cute little devils!!
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Inspirational and Christian HUMOR -- Mammogram Appointment.
Rated • 2 reviews • humor • skywriting.net
Mammogram Appointment
I know my memory's fading. I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I chose a seat next to a man and his wife in the waiting room. Both the chairs and conversations were so comfortable that before long I'd totally forgotten why I was there and asked the man. "So ... what are you here for?"
Talk about a show stopper. Dead silence just as "Nurse Ratchet" announced my name in her best baritone voice. I thought, "Great ... now he has a name to match the idiot's face." I rushed past the giggles and hurried after the angel of no mercy.
Rounding the corner, I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!"
This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear,
tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Allll I need you to do
is step into this room right heeere, strip to the waist, thennnn slip
on this gown. Everything clearrrr?" I'm thinking, "Belinda ...
try drinking decaf. This ain't rocket science."
Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.
Call me crazy, but I suspect a man invented this machine. It takes a perfectly healthy cup size of 36-B to a size 38-LONG in less than 60 seconds. Also, girls aren't made of sugar and spice and everything nice ... it's Spandex. We can be stretched, pulled and twisted over a cold 4-inch piece of square glass and still pop back into shape. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?"
"Fine," I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity when we heard, then felt, ZAP!! Complete darkness!!
"What happened?" I yelled.
"Oh, maintenance is working. Bet they hit a snag," Belinda said as she headed for the door.
"Excuse me! You're not leaving me trapped in this thing, are you?" I shouted. Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy ... the door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights 'til the power comes back on. I'll be righttttt backkkk."
Before I could shout, "NO!", she disappeared.
And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire, found me, half-naked and parts of me dangling from the Jaws of Life. After exchanging polite, "Hi, how's it going," type greetings, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off. Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible. "Uh, yes ... yes we did, thanks." "You bet, take care." Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though we'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.
What felt like two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin and making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said. "Oh I am soooo sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?"
And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up
between the clamps!
I laughed till I cried!
Thanks clayfeet for making me flood my keyboard!
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Photos by Jernej Trnkoczy - Photographer from Ljubljana -...
Rated • 1 review • photography • fotocommunity.com
Lonely
Foggy
Company
Dream
Great photography by Jernej Trnkoczy .
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http://blog.newsfrost.com/chuck-babbitt-wildlife-photogra...
Rated • 13 reviews • photography, wildlife • newsfrost.com
Gorgeous wildlife photography by Chuck Bsbbitt.
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Edgie - Edgie Member Profile on EyeFetch.com
Rated • 1 review • photography • eyefetch.com
Stumped
First Light of Day
Coming Out of My Shell
Sunrise
Lovely photography by Edgie
