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Erik is a 42 year old guy from Indianapolis, Indiana, USA

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Erik Deckers Laughing Stalk Blog

Rated 08:31am • 1 review • history, humor, know it all • blogspot.com

From the page: "As a self-proclaimed Know-It-All, I am in the enviable position of being able to demonstrate my vast knowledge on a wide array of topics, like how Benjamin Frankton invented the kite, or how Ora and Wilfred Right were the first to fly an airplane across the Pacific Ocean to France.

And people enjoy hearing about these important facts. Oh sure, they may pretend to not be interested. But their eye rolling and shouts of "Would you just shut up?!" are really just good-natured jokes. I think they really appreciate it when I continue to lecture on about important fact that pops into my mind, like how Sir Isaac Newton invented the Apple computer.
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Rated Nov 03 • 1 review • humor, elephants, peta, stupid activists • blogspot.com

From the page: "Animal rights joke organization PETA wants the Wildlife Safari in Oregon to stop using elephants to wash cars.

The group �" which is also widely known for killing pets at its Norfolk, Virginia animal shelter �" thinks the elephant carwash is "a gimmick that does nothing to foster respect for endangered species."

Gimmick? A gimmick?!"
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Rated Nov 01 • 1 review • humor, peyton manning, indianapolis colts, video, football • blogspot.com

From the page: "Ever wondered what Peyton Manning shouts at the line of scrimmage? ESPN gives us a look at what goes through the mind of the QB genius."
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Rated Oct 30 • 1 review • humor, relationships, children, skating, elementary school • blogspot.com

From the page: "I recently read a column by fellow humor columnist, Jenny Isenman, about one of her most humiliating experiences as a young girl. Since she doesn't have the global reach I do, I thought I would relate the story for her.

During a skating party in 1984, little Jenny was rolling around the rink during a Girls Skate, leg warmers pulled up over her jeans �" no, that's not the most humiliating part. I know, that surprised me too! �" when she tried to slap hands with an older boy.

Apparently this was a signal. During a Girls Skate, they would slap the outstretched hands of the boys they wanted to Couples Skate with. The boys would stand along the side and stretch out their hands to the girls they wanted to skate with, while the girls hoped the boys they liked had their hands out.

It was an exercise of mutually assured destruction in the self-esteem department."
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Rated Oct 29 • 1 review • humor, britain, stupid bureaucrats • blogspot.com

From the page: "British police, the enforcement arm of the Nanny State, are now victims of the Nanny State. They have been told not to use certain everyday phrases, because they could cause confusion for some.

An article in the (London) Daily Mail says the Warwickshire Police handbook, Policing Our Communities, says the phrase "Evenin' All" could confuse people from different cultural backgrounds.

"Don't assume those words for the time of day, such as afternoon or evening, have the same meaning," says the handbook."
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Rated Oct 27 • 1 review • humor, england, cemetery, stupid bureaucrats, health and safety • blogspot.com

From the page: "Not only are the bureaucrats stupid in England, it appears the landscaping people are not much better off. At least that's what we're led to believe.

That's because the staff at Gorstage Cemetery in Weverham, Cheshire told Stanley Brown he could not put more than one bunch of flowers on his wife's grave, because they're obstructions.

Staff told Stanley that the flowers kept the landscapers from cutting the grass, and might cause them to trip."
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Rated Oct 25 • 1 review • humor, video, pixar, collegehumor com • blogspot.com

From the page: "If you've ever seen any of the Disney/Pixar movies, you've seen the intro with the lamp that just stomps the bejeezus out of the letter 'I' in Pixar.

But do you know what really happened?"
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Rated Oct 24 • 1 review • humor, long island, stupid criminals • blogspot.com

From the page: "Tiana Rapp, a senior at Newfield High School in Long Island, had lost $190 in theft from her locker on two different occasions. After complaining to the high school administration, who believed it was a student, and said they couldn't do anything.

So Rapp took matters into her own hands. She and a classmate put a video camera in another locker and pointed it at her own.

That's when they caught Linda Cubano, an adult hall monitor, opening Rapp's locker and searching through her purse."
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Rated Oct 23 • 1 review • family, humor, children, one sided conversation • blogspot.com

From the page: ""Okay kids, sit down. It's family night. We're going to play a game. "

"Sweetie, come back here."

"No, we're not watching a movie tonight."

"No, we're not watching TV either. We're going to play a game."

"Not a video game, Buddy."

"No, Honey, we're not playing a computer game."

"Yes, I'll tell them. You need to respect the process. I'm trying to build suspense."

"Fine. We're playing Uno."
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Rated Oct 22 • 1 review • humor, gay rights, comedy central, fox news, jon stewart • blogspot.com

From the page: "My favorite line in the whole clip?

"Gay people aren't vampires. They show up on camera.""
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