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~(I'm So Much Cooler)"ONLINE" lyrics~
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
-Brad Paisley-
With Cameos by:
# Jason Alexander (George Costanza from Seinfeld)
# Maureen McCormick (Marcia Brady from the Brady Bunch)
# William Shatner (Captain Kirk from Star Trek, Boston Legal...as well as the Priceline Guy)
# Estelle Harris (Estelle Costanza - George's Mom - Seinfeld)
# Patrick Warburton (David Putty from Seinfeld)
# Taylor Swift (Country singer)
# Kellie Pickler (Country singer from American Idol fame)
