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demonveen

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James is a 41 year old guy from Seattle, Washington, USA

It really irritates me that personality is a multiple choice question. I wanted to answer none -- I have no personality. (but I do have a website!) I am a figment of your imagination. I am a type of metal. I am a hairy pet rock. HEY BUDDY JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR LOOKIN' AT? Oh -- I'm leaning against the bus schedual... whoa. Sorry. (ps. My Avatar is from Dan Mccarthy -- he ROCKS!)

  • Ants!

    Rated Jan 17 2008 • 49 reviews • science, video • youtube.com

    That should send some fucking chills down your spine. I would have had nightmares for months after working on that project. I remember trying to wash out a colony in my yard with a hose and I watered it until these giant guardian ants started coming out (like 5 times the size of regular ants) I don't think they were queens because there were so many of them. I realized then that if they ever wanted to come and get me there would be pissing little I could do about it. I think it's cute that people think of ants as fascists -- are you a fascist because all of your cells work together? We just have a very naive and species-centric view of "individual." (and not even very correct at that.) @Militant-Potato -- if you think of AIDS and Malaria as aliens then we already have. :)