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deadeyeman

Last seen: 7 hours ago

Christopher is a 45 year old guy from Texas, USA

I first came here expecting cheap booze and a free buffet; boy was I wrong. Reading the words "Stumble up on," I was quickly taken back to my days of heavy drinking and bar hopping. Imagine my surprise when I realized the site in question is one of knowledge, set to enhance the brain cells and not deplete them. So, here I stand before you, naked (in a metaphorical manner,) just as a new-born babe. I am, at this juncture, ready to experience the electricity of enlightenment. If anyone wants to drop me a line just to say "hi" that's cool too.