I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holida...
Louis was furious. He had a secret warrant drawn up for the child's arrest, and young Seldon was thrown
into solitary confinement in the Bastille. His parents, members of one of Europe's richest merchant
families, were told simply that the child ...
Today i was playing xbox live when a particularly annoying kid started yelling obscenities. I have had enough of this. I checked his profile and found he listed his full name and hometown, after a quick facebook search i found his home phone number. ...
Chances are these people didn't think their day of reckoning was fast approaching when they awoke and got dressed that morning. Or perhaps they did? Hmmm. Either way, our friends over at the UpHaa website have an starring the recently arrested in to...
Ah, we've all been there: you're quickly texting on your iPhone to your Mom that you want tacos for dinner and before you realize it, you've typed out your secret desire for the 1988 Oakland Raiders to run the train on your ...
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
A popular psychology professor at an Illinois college was unveiled as a teenage killer who murdered his family 46 years ago — and began an award-winning career after serving just six years for an insanity bid.
An engineer is working at his desk in his office. His cigarette
falls off the desk into the wastebasket, causing the papers within to
burst into flames. The engineer looks around, sees a fire
extinguisher, grabs it, puts out the flames, and goes back...
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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three
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John Lennon giving the autograph, with his future killer Mark Chapman, few hours before death. Destroying the Berlin Wall Osama bin Laden with his family visiting Falun in Sweden in 70′. The Beatles at the beginning of their career. Elvis Presley...