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Then again, are you sure you should even be drinking bottled water? One third of the brands listed in this study are below the public health standards set for tap water.

The song lends itself well to the making of a video.

I'd like the sky to look like this every once in a while.

Real or not, this is a nice glimpse into the world of OCD.

From TFA:

What's the motivation for that kind of pressure? Can it be that for all the strides made against racism and anti-Semitism, Americans still want to expunge their ethnicity from their looks as much as possible? Were these mothers and grandmothers trying to fit their offspring into a more white, gentile mode? Possibly. Well, definitely. But on purpose? Probably not. Their lust for the button nose is probably more a desire for a typical, "pretty" femininity than for any specific de-ethnicizing. But given the society in which we live, the proximity of white features to the ideal of beauty is no coincidence. I think that anyone who opts for a nose job today (or who pressured her daughter to do so) would say that the reason is to look "better" or "prettier." But when we scratch the surface of what "prettier" means, we find that we might as well be saying "whiter" or "more gentile" (I would add "bland," but that's my personal opinion).

This is an unbelievably funny presentation about a piece of flatware which puts the spork to shame. And that says a lot because many of us really love the spork. The best part is when the testimonial letters are read aloud, "My family really loves the knork...Every time we go to a restaurant, we all say, 'I wish I had a knork.'"

Awesome new piece from the masters of satire describes in great detail how and why no one will own up to having anything at all to do with the most popular (and decidedly terrible) song on the airwaves today. Amazing writers to say the least, they really are America's finest news source. And now I will detach my lips from their asses and you will follow the link to the page. Or not. It's entirely up to you.

I saw this bit live a little while back and it killed. In accordance with its title, this video is rated G for Good for the whole family. Contains no obscene language or references to acts inappropriate for children.