"Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mom...
Two guys were taking Chemistry at the University of Mississippi. They
did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, such
that going into the final they had a solid "A". These two friends were
so confident going into the final ...
There should be an award show to honor these. Get it? Because these are at award shows? Let us know when the joke hits. It's something you really have to think about it...because of the many layers of the joke.
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