ChaosKitty

Kiev has awakened Cthulhu!

Ahh, I always enjoy the annual Mauling of the Idiots, aka the Running of the Bulls. Karma with horns...

Hmm, when I find something on the internet that makes me feel uncomfortable I just post it on SU so it can disturb others. Clearly, I'm interneting wrong.

1st baby:Dude, did you know you're missing a sock?

2nd: What? I am not. It's right here on my foot. (raises leg) Oh, wait...HAHAHHAHA

1st baby: HAHAHAHHAA Yeah, I found it.

2nd baby: Did you? AWESOME! I need it back, please.

1st baby: Well, I put it someplace special

2nd baby: HAHAHAHA That's great. Now give me my sock. It goes here. (points to foot)

1st baby: Oh, I think it's better where I put it. IN THE TOLIET.

2nd baby: HAHAHHAHA

1st baby: HAHAHAHHA. Yeah, think about it-it's YOUR sock, dude. Oh, and then I flushed it. HAHHAHAHAA

2nd baby: HAHAHA...wait, what?

1st baby: They're gonna think it was you. HAHAHHAHAHA

2nd baby: FUCK.

1st baby: HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Hooray! I've been looking for a way to drive myself completely and totally insane in every way possible just by using my keyboard. Now I can't stop hitting CTRL to avoid falling and drowning off of every sentence I type.

Oh...oh, my. The first time I watched it thinking it was a parody, I laughed til I cried. The second time I watched I just cried. For humanity.