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You will never leave the house drunk again.

omg, that's comical…… I'd hate to think they were being serious so I'm just laughing at it

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I guess my invite got lost in the mail.

When you see your ex at a party: When your boss catches you not doing your work: When you are crossing the street and someone honks at you to hurry up: When you were a kid and got to go to the playground: When you find a friend you can act ...

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Help the blue block reach his beloved wherever she is

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We all like cuddly animals, so it's probably for the best that someone should keep track of these things.

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When a guy hits on you at a bar, tell him directly but not unkindly, that you're not interested.

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