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† † † The Hoff † † † is a 32 year old guy from USA
If you want to be saved as well, check out this web site:
http://www.starburst2005.com/s.html
Things I like: Watching TV, the internet, laughing, astronomy, sleeping, puppies, science fiction and eating junk food.
Things I hate: Intrusive people, roaches, reading, racism, sports, loud/fast cars, Al-Queda, illegal immigrants and dust bunnies.
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Mary Had A Little Lamb
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Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little Lamb.
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
The Lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school each day.
It didn't break a rule.
It made the children laugh and play
To have a Lamb at school.
And then the rules all changed one day.
Illegal it became.
To bring the Lamb of God to school
Or even speak his name.
Every day got worse and worse.
And days turned into years.
Instead of hearing children laugh
We heard gun shots and tears.
What must we do to stop the crime
That's in our schools today?
Let's let the Lamb come back to school
And teach our kids to pray.
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So Wrong
Rated • 2 reviews • davesdaily.com
Yes, this is so wrong.
Hey, at least I didn't write
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Lopez Tonight
Reviewed • 1 review • lopeztonight.com
When I heard that George Lopez was going to have his own late night talk show, I knew it was definitely a show I would want to watch. I have been a fan of The George Lopez Show for years, so I know George Lopez is a funny man.
When the show had its first episode last Monday, I started watching it. As I expected, it was funny and entertaining.
However . . .
After watching the show, I discovered something very disturbing:
George Lopez is a total racist.
It's sad but true. Even though I have no respect whatsoever for people in Hollywood, I always thought George Lopez was cool. I am sad to see that I was wrong.
If you are wondering how I came to the conclusion that he is racist, here are the reasons:
(1) He tells too many jokes about race. The very first joke he ever told on his very first episode was all about how many whites, blacks, Latinos and Asians were in the audience. Had I been there it would have made me uncomfortable.
(2) The "Creepy Little White Girl" skit. Yes, it was a funny skit, but can't they find a less offensive name than "Creepy Little WHITE Girl"?
(3) On last night's episode, he had Paul Mooney as one of his guests. For those of you who don't know, Paul Mooney is a stand-up comedian. He is also the most racist piece of sh!t God ever put on the face of the earth. What I find even more disturbing is that George Lopez said that this man is one of his heroes.
Still, it is a funny show and George Lopez is a very funny comedian. I just hope he gets rid of his racist attitude which will only hurt his reputation and his ratings in the long run.
Maybe he should have Jesus Christ as one of his heroes instead of Paul Mooney.
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Rated • 1 review • illusions • flickr.com
This is a totally awesome illusion.
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Funny Stuff … too much stumbling | Dirty Pete...
Rated • 2 reviews • humor • dirtypeteindustries.com
Can anyone guess which one is me?
Hee hee heeee.
However . . .
I wasn't aware that StumbleUpon
was only a "summer" activity.
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Funny Church Sayings - Windows Live
Rated • 2 reviews • religion • live.com
Funny Church Sayings
I love this site.
Here are some of my favorites:
"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams." -
http://bayimg.com/image/kanplaabb.jpg
Rated • 221 reviews • humor • bayimg.com
This is awesome . . . and funny.
And yes, I am a fan
of Barack Obama.
