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Zen Teachings


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart .

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

I have to repeat the review of Jack-Benny
* Elegance *

We know how to fix the ails of the world. We elected those people to their offices. Then what is the problem? Why did the men we so painstakingly chose turn out to be such jackasses?Enough.This at least gives the best reply to our problems. Very humorous

This is good for a laugh but dont bother reading the review. Kinda spoils good humor with vulgarity. Sorry to be such a prude. Just an opinion

THIS KIND OF PICTURE MAKES ME NEVER WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER PILL. NOT, BUT WOW, IS THIS THE REASON WE LIVE LONGER THAN OUR ANCESTORS? THERE SHOULD BE A BETTER WAY.

See some fascinating keyboards. I for one would really like to try this on.