Oftentimes when I'm enjoying a tomato, some bookish fellow will stop adjusting his eyeglasses for a minute to tell me, in his nasally little voice, "You know, tomatoes aren't vegetables. They're actually a type of fruit." Immediately, everyone within...
FRONT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! --- INSIDE: This card is too long on the inside to show in this box.You should just click on the card to read the inside.It's worth it. It's a funny one. I promise.Sincerely,The Guy Who Wrote This Card
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not HORNY
- She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She is not EASY
- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT
- She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She has not ...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need...
Today in psychology class, I asked my teacher if he was aware that diarrhea was hereditary. He immediately replied "No, it isn't," and proceeded to explain why. I interrupted him with "Sure it is, it runs in the jeans." He was so excited with this re...