The Darwin Awards. The Evolution
Revolution 2012. The Darwin Awards declares an evolution revolution: Human
intelligence MIA and presumed dead. Details on the impending extinction of
Homo sapiens sapiens, the human race, follow.
A great many people are daunted by the power and complexity of
computers and are deathly afraid of them. Sometimes warnings
about viruses or hackers on TV magazine programs scares the
living daylights out of people, complicating the issue.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. Chuck Norris c...
There's that links to a number of other newspaper and magazine articles if you want to know more about the Mritak Sangh. The story has got what you expect, though, when it comes to zombies - no one really wins.
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need...
MIT certainly has a reputation to be proud of, but its admissions department
went a little over-board, I think. The first letter is an honest-to-goodness
mailing from MIT, the second is one prospective student's reply:
Remember growing up when your Dad told you that the moon was made out of cheese and pretended to give your dog to the pound after you got a D in History? Turns out that Dads the world over have been trolling their children. And so Troll Dad the ...
Batman - both parents dead. Superman - parents and entire planet dead. Barry Allen - mother dead. Hal Jordan - father and then mother dead. Cyclops - both parents thought dead, then father revealed alive, then father died (again). Wolverine - unknown...