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andreanarchy
Last seen: 7 months ago
Andrea is a 20 year old person from Thessaloniki, Greece
Andrea; electrical engineer in the making.
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Welcome to About.com
Rated • 112 reviews • about.com
I can't even begin to describe how gay this site is. So I won't.
ABOUTDOTCOM, I hate you. I hate the stupid layout and the stupid guides, I hate the links and the ads, I hate the coding, I hate the domain name which is so unspeakably lame it doesn't even have WWW in it, I hate the whole fucking bandwidth this stupid site is taking up, but more importantly I hate whoever had the idea of making my Internet experience shittier THIS WAY. My life's aspiration is to meet them in person one day and shove a broken bottle up their anus.
ABOUTDOTCOM, I hope you soon get off the Internets, but even if you don't, I want you to stay away from me, and my Google Searches. You are not helpful in any way. You make me even angrier at the world. You fail. -
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i187/SUepilepsy/Friends...
Rated • 1 review • gay, lame, go away, annoying, die • photobucket.com
How about NO.
Today is the world's I Don't Give A Fucking Shit Now Bend Over And Kiss My Ass Day.
DISCLAIMER: It's not by any means my fault if you have made the mistake of sending me or even stating in my presence something of similar cretinism, including:
The International Friend Day
The International Best Friend Day
The International Bestest Friend In The Bleepin Universe Day [don't forget to send that one to your whole contact list! *dramatic wink*]
The International Hug Day
The International Shag Day
The International Walk Around In Your Mother's Clothing Day
The International Talk Like An Annoying Chav All Fucking Day
The International Rob A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag Day
...and get shouted at.
I repeat. It is not my fault if you have the brain capacity as that of a mallow, and send me something equally mushy and dumbfoundingly moronic as what I'm reviewing right now, and you get violently attacked.
You deserve it.
Um. Hate to burst your little bubble, but in most cases, there is no such thing as an "International Holiday of Whatever". Did you seriously believe that? Come on. It's probably an excuse for that scary 53 year old lady who lives next door to you with her 218 cats to mess around in paint/photoshop/I don't give a flying fuck and make a glittery .gif and send it around, thus infecting the Internets with yet another annoyance that someone sane like yours truly will waste time in bashing and throwing a fit at.
STOP RAPING MY AESTHETICS.
I hold it very dearly.
Yeah.
Now bend over. -
MySpace Music Player/Playlist &Friendster (Flash MP3...
Rated • 25 reviews • internet tools, neato tools • myflashfetish.com
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present you with:
MYFLASHFETISH DAWT CAWM.
Seriously, Myspace can kiss my booty; flash myspace things were and always will be annoying and nauseating and ridiculous and tacky. The reason why this page is perfect is because of the vast number of free mp3's it has to offer. Once you register, and do a search, the engine comes up with the .mp3 URLs, for you to download.
I'm a fucking genius, and you should all fucking worship me. Or give me hugs and rub my belly. Or something. -
Dances of the soldiers
Rated • 2 reviews • dancing, video • youtube.com
This is the real shit. Seriously. I love this.
