AMITNAIN

Last seen: 2 days ago

Amit is a 28 year old guy from New Delhi, DL, India

I'm a millionaire. I make all my money from selling small arms to African countries. I fly them in with jets. One time the Nigerian government almost shot down my plane, but they missed, because their aim really sucks... it was a near death experience, and I'm lucky to be alive. And one time we hired a Russian crew, but they drank too much vodka. The pilot fell asleep and I had to take control of the plane!! And I have no training whatsoever - it was a miracle that we didn't crash into Mt. Kilimanjaro. I also didn't have my contacts on, so it was hard to see where I was going. And the foot pedals were hard to use, but I figured them out, after a lot of turbulent shaking. Finally I landed the plane, and everyone cheered. It felt so wonderful to finally make it onto the ground. It had seemed like certain death. And then we sold off our 16 crates of weapons to the African paramilitary guys, and had a wild party that night. Good times. I also fired the Russians for almost killing us. Maybe I should find a new profession...