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Today is Jon Stewart's 50th birthday. In honor of his momentous first half-century, here are 12 of his very best lines.

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

From the Abstract City archive: A visual diary documenting a flight from New York to Berlin (with a layover in London).

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Oh Louis..                    ...

When you see your ex at a party: When your boss catches you not doing your work: When you are crossing the street and someone honks at you to hurry up: When you were a kid and got to go to the playground: When you find a friend you can act ...

This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I'd gotten the time of the train wrong.

Ah, the canine: man's best and often times most amusing friend. We celebrate our entertaining relationship by presenting you with 21 of the funniest dog GIFs.

Kids write the darndest things when they're failing exams. (Round 2: http://bit.ly/rWGYuB)

A comic about people who stare at the gym.

The magic button — Make Everything OK