How Twilight Works - The Oatmeal
A few weeks ago I had the miserable experience of reading Twilight. A friend bought it for me and I took it with me to read on a long flight from Seattle to Houston. I knew it was going to be crappy, but I thought it would be a guilty pleasure kind ...
The 5 Phases of Caffeine Intake - The Oatmeal
An illustrated depiction of the typical caffeine experience.
The 3 Phases of Owning a Computer - The Oatmeal
The honeymoon, the comfortable phase, and the dinosaur.
15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee - The Oatmeal
It all started with some dancing goats.
17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat - The Oatmeal
Your cat has some pretty amazing powers.
How to Ride a Pony - The Oatmeal
Learn how to ride a pony with this useful guide.
How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell - The Oatmeal
This is for all the web designers out there who have suffered as I have suffered.
Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles than call customer...
I'd also rather share a sleeping bag with a grizzly bear than call tech support.
Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything About...
If someone asks you for computer help, pretend you're dumber than a sack of hamburgers.
10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone
I avoid talking on the phone at all costs. Here's why.
John Goto's High Summer
Set in a neo-classical Dyscadia, contemporary tourists reveal the frictions remaining within the 'peoples park' of modern Britain.