alexknibb/quizzes

This website thinks I'm Deanna Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Stupid website. Star Trek: The Next Generation was a work of fiction. The minute I find a website that says "You are Alex Knibb, a 28 year old man from Bristol", then I'll be impressed.

Actually this reminds me of a quote by (I think) Oscar Wilde. Went something like:

"I'd hate to be a woman. All I'd do is stay home and play with my breasts all day."

Well, quite.

27!!! I'm 48% smarter than average. Coincidentally, I'm also 48% smugger.

Brilliant. I've always hated these smug "Think outside the box. Then we'll tell you you're wrong by giving you a really tenuous answer that's even more improbable than the equally valid one you came up with" questions. This, however, is brilliant.

I think you could say it "pwns", the word which is my new Alex's Most Hated Thing In The World Apart From Coldplay And To A Lesser Extent Hitler. And if you don't know what to "pwn" is, then (a) you're too old, which means (b) you're very lucky because you don't have to listen to your peers spouting abject nonsense like "pwning".

I've had a headache for two days which explains my bad mood, by the way. Normal service to resume soon.

OK, this is probably the lamest of all the lame "What [candy/world leader/operating system/letter of the alphabet/llama] Are You?" quizzes, but I LOVE candy necklaces. Why can't they make them in a more macho form?

Don't read the rest of the description until you've done the test (if you're going to)!

This test got it spot on for me, almost. I don't think I'm stupid! Well, another test told me I was 24% stupid, but given that it's less than half, I think I'm ok, right? The results for the last part of the test (which I won't post here) were pretty damn accurate and only slightly horoscope-vague. As a born sceptic, I'd be interested to find out how other people found the test...

The results to this question, though, seem to suggest I have certain self-image issues, not to mention intimacy hang-ups!! :)

Your description of Dog (Stupid) implies your own personality.
Your description of Cat (Cute) implies your spouse or couple's personality.
Your description of Rat (Smart) implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of Coffee (Bitter) is how you interpret sex.
Your description of Ocean (Wide) implies your own life.

"You scored as atheism.

"You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God."

I have several people praying for my soul? Well, by my reckoning, that means I have all bases covered. This atheism deal truly is a win-win situation for everyone!