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alexknibb

Last seen: 5 months ago

Alex and/or Bill is a 31 year old guy from Bristol, England, UK

"I've never fallen in love. I've stepped in it a few times..."

  • The Offical David Hasselhoff Site of Worship

    Rated Apr 05 2007 16 reviews celebrities knight-foundation.com

    A lot of people's imaginations have run wild with them at the suggestion of me in hotpants. While I have no photos of me attempting such a feat (my white legs really affect the colour balance, and it would take weeks on photoshop to make it look remotely normal), I did stumble upon this picture of David "The Second Coming Of The Christ" Hasselhoff.

    If I even looked half as good hotpants as this legend does in Speedos, I'd be a very happy man. :)

    The Offical David Hasselhoff Site of Worship
  • http://music.donyell.net/KYLIE/0502_kylie_minogue_a.jpg

    Rated Sep 26 2006 1 review celebrities donyell.net

    Hehehe, I don't know which of my categories brought this image up. But fair play. She's a fine young filly, and I hope one day to "photo" her "blog" for real if you see what I mean!!! ;) You don't see what I mean? Oh, er. I'd like to "Stumble Upon" her, nudge nudge, wink wink! Nope? Still nothing. Er, I'd like to "Fire" her "Fox"? Say no more, say no more. You're a man of the world, eh? I'd like to "Explore" her "Internet"? I'd like to "Maximise" her "Window"?

    No?

    Oh, fine. I want to have sex with her. Happy now?

    http://music.donyell.net/KYLIE/0502_kylie_minogue_a.jpg