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May 09 2007
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• debenvalleygarage.co.uk
Attention please. There now follows a party political broadcast to the people of Bristol, United Kingdom on behalf of the Stop Behaving Like Cocks Party:
To the motorists of Bristol: I have priority on a roundabout if I'm to your right. If I'm driving onto the roundabout you shouldn't. In a similar vein, don't stop in the middle of the road. If you do stop in the middle of the road, don't start driving again until I've passed you. The white lines down the middle of the road are not a target for you to drive along, you should drive along to the left of them. If you do not do this, expect to have someone in a car like the one below run into you.
To the pedestrians of Bristol (especially the students): The road is for cars. Except when it has a pedestrian crossing on it. If you walk out in front of me without even looking, expect a car like the one below to be the last thing you see. I don't care how nervous you are about your Media Studies exam, I really don't.
To the cyclists of Bristol: Red lights mean stop. As in 'stop going', rather than 'go if you're a cyclist'. If you do not stop for a red light, expect to become a hood ornament for a car just like the one depicted below.
Thank you for your attention.
Basically, if you live in Bristol, watch out for a dark blue Fiat Punto. It (and its owner) are on the warpath.
