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Seasoned Assistant Regional Manager and paper sales professional, able to vanquish customer resistance through physically imposing alpha-male traits and insatiable, merciless, jackhammer-like techniques. Thirteen-time winner of Salesman of the Month and Salesman of the Year award in 2005. Leader and mentor of underlings. Expert in martial arts weaponry, paintball, and pre-industrial German.
Seasoned Assistant Regional Manager and paper sales professional, able to vanquish customer resistance through physically imposing alpha-male traits and insatiable, merciless, jackhammer-like techniques. Thirteen-time winner of Salesman of the Month and Salesman of the Year award in 2005. Leader and mentor of underlings. Expert in martial arts weaponry, paintball, and pre-industrial German.
