The Royal Princess Is Ready To Set Sail
The Royal Princess Is Ready To Set Sail
Revenge is a beautiful thing!!!
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To those who haven't read it, the Kama Sutra is "That Indian book about blow jobs, sex positions, and doing it with trannies." While I won't completely disavow this definition, I will attempt to do proper justice to the work's origins. ...before giving you the Cliff Notes version that you can take to the bedroom.
What in Gods name are people searching for, I present my evidence:
But what truly makes this THE manliest day of the year, isn't all the guys hanging out at the basement bar, with bowl upon bowl filled with every snack known to compliment the 1/2 keg on tap. Nor the excitement of the aging rock group, who will be performing at half time. Gladly butchering their best classic repertoire to fit into the 4 minute time slot given to them. As this years hottest pop icon joins in to update the final song with the this years new dance move made infamous from Grammy night a few weeks prior. Some have even been known to improvise faulty clothing tops, to reveal what every women wears under their shirt, a pastie.
In January we started the Mobelicious series, but limited it to one lucky lady Maria Sharapova . In December we gave you the MOB Ten Women Of Christmas. So we worked hard on how should we proceed for the rest of the year and in doing so, we figured, more was better!
Obviously it is a hard task to have to come up with each month. But trying to focus on just one beauty is really difficult. Especially when all women are beautiful. So today we announce a monthly series that we will call Mobelicious
One of the funniest ladies I remembered in a long time was the Fruitcake Lady on Jay Leno. I was scratching my head, today because all this bull shit between Jay and Conan lately got me to thinking of The Fruitcake Lady and Moms Mabley.
If you want to lose weight, you'll need to achieve a negative calorie balance--period. This means using more calories than you are consuming. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just lying, so don't fall for any of the scams that promise results by just wearing a "super abdominizer belt," etc.
This is operating principle behind diet pills (the few that actually work--most of what you buy over the counter are a waste of money). The few diet pills that work either suppress your appetite or prevent the fat in your food from being digested: same principle--helping you achieve a negative calorie balance.
Why??? If you were born back in the early 1800's and you were poor and lucky to have a covering to put around your foot and I told you, even thou you were dirt poor. That you could become a king of your own magical land or put into writing, whatever it is you believe in and for the rest of eternity, it would be available for others to read, like that of a great author, musician or actor? Do you think that person would say no?
Whether or not this new Digital Age is a good or a bad thing, will take many people, into thousands of discussions and what answers they come up with will in fact be an opinion. Becuase what it means to me is completely different then it means to you or you.
I can't say it hurt my feelings when I heard that Toyota had this huge recall and how so many cars were put at risk. Sorry I just can't buy it when a car company tells me they are recalling a problem vehicle because of the safety of the driver.
Hell, most car companies have what they call a Risk Assessment study done on cars that have faults in them and what that comes down to is this: If it cost more to recall and fix the problem as compared to how many people would be injured or killed because of the problem, whichever was cheaper is how they would proceed.
And lastly, this is awesome, whoever thought of this was either high on drugs or totally in need of friends. But we wanted to leave off with a good note, in this case more then one good note. Who'd a thunk birds can play instruments?????
Any of you peeps out there that watch Mad Men (one of my favorite new series on AMC), it ended this years hiatus with Salvatore Romano "Sal" no longer employed. So what else can we do? They built a join A Save Sal Facebook Group and we ask our MOB brethren to help save Sal BY clicking here or on Sal himself.
I was ready to turn the computer off right after I Twitted my last article for the night when I got a tweet and I looked at it. It was from someone who said you could make easily $40 to $60 an hour and of course like a fool I clicked on it.
Too many of us have been raised by single mothers, and when we need our father's the most they're absent. We vow to not follow the same path: we won't be alcoholics, we'd never hit a woman, or threaten a child, and yet inexplicably it's common to follow the same path as our fathers and all the fathers before. We resist as long as we can, but the fuse has been lit generations before. Beaten by a father who was beaten by his father and so it goes.
I'm an action girl, and therefore, for me, staying fit and in shape is pretty easy. It's second nature to me to get out and move around til I can't move any more. I also know that if I'm too fat, I can't roller blade, snowboard, or hell, even just teach my classes as well as I usually do when the extra pounds are on. And the absolute deal breaker is, I then have to gravitate towards the larger sizes in my closet, which always sucks! I really prefer to wear the cute, sexy tiny sized clothing, okay?
For whatever reason, men put things on Facebook and think it's cool. They put on this persona that let's face it, is larger then life. He doesn't have control over what is said about or to him. So guys you need to realize this and listen up! If your in a relationship, good old Facebook can help bury you quicker then you being caught in bed with your next door neighbor.
True, there were all those years of economic euphoria. Only thing is -- like that classic sitcom Seinfeld -- they were based on nothing. As a result, the United States is stumbling into the Tweens with a full-on nasty hangover known as high unemployment.
Still, there's no need to let dismal job numbers deter you from pursuing your career goal -- whatever it may be. Whether you're entering the new decade unemployed, underemployed or unhappily employed, you'll need to tailor your game plan to succeed in the new year's uncertain economic climate. Here's how.
1.Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
2.What if someone died in the living room?
3.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
4.Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?