8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party
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Thus, although he's there because he's either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesn't take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as "That Fourth of July Party at Bill's house," and instead be remembered as "that party at Bill's house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking."
Good stuff.
Good stuff.

