Wacky-Legs

This kicks so much ass...

This is the biggest waste of time I've ever crossed paths with. Good job.

I won, by the way; maximum life wastage is 9 min 47 sec.

Even as a cat lover, I too think it's fun to fuck with cats. But there's a limit.

I don't care how much you hate cats. Nuking a living creature in a microwave oven is the kind of thing a sociopath finds fun. Would it still sound like such a good idea if we were talking about a human child? Oh, of course not, because the child is a life. It's not like animals can feel pain... Wrong.

Did you know that microwave ovens used to be the size of regular ovens? They're slowly working their way up back to that size, too. I'd love to hear about a cat hater getting shoved into one of those huge microwaves and cooked. If it's okay to do it to cats just because you don't like them, the same should go for me doing it to you.

I'm not making exceptions for friends here, either. If you've baked a cat - or any other creature - I'd love to see it happen to you.