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Wacky-Legs is a person from USA

The proud owner of officially the best avvie on SU.

  • http://twitter.com/lonebot

    Rated Aug 19 • 1 review • video games • twitter.com

    The absolute best Twitter ever. So says I.

    (Cave Story spoilers, btw)

  • Created Feb 17 2009 •

    So after about three years, my site is finally far enough along to be released - as a sort of proto-site. Enjoy the self-centered silliness.

    roseftp.blackapplehost.com [roseftp.blackapplehost.com]

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTNi12iDjb0

    Rated Jan 10 2009 • 1 review • video games, video • youtube.com

    This kicks so much ass...

  • Created Dec 16 2008 •

    Queenie's joined another forum: fmsanctity.darkbb.com [fmsanctity.darkbb.com]

    Come one and all to populate this tumbleweed bus stop. Keep especially an eye out for the darker side of me...

  • RRRR : Don't Shoot the Puppy

    Rated Dec 16 2008 • 108 reviews • online games • rrrrthats5rs.com

    This is the biggest waste of time I've ever crossed paths with. Good job.

    I won, by the way; maximum life wastage is 9 min 47 sec.

  • 1001 Ways to Torture a Cat - Funny and Stupid Ideas

    Reviewed Nov 07 2008 • 6 reviews • humor • blogspot.com

    Even as a cat lover, I too think it's fun to fuck with cats. But there's a limit.

    I don't care how much you hate cats. Nuking a living creature in a microwave oven is the kind of thing a sociopath finds fun. Would it still sound like such a good idea if we were talking about a human child? Oh, of course not, because the child is a life. It's not like animals can feel pain... Wrong.

    Did you know that microwave ovens used to be the size of regular ovens? They're slowly working their way up back to that size, too. I'd love to hear about a cat hater getting shoved into one of those huge microwaves and cooked. If it's okay to do it to cats just because you don't like them, the same should go for me doing it to you.

    I'm not making exceptions for friends here, either. If you've baked a cat - or any other creature - I'd love to see it happen to you.

  • Created Nov 06 2008 •

    I'm pretty much back now. I'll be spotty, but if you drop me a line, I'll get back to you ASAP.

  • STARMEN.NET - EarthBound / Mother 3 Goodness.

    Rated Mar 11 2008 • 28 reviews • video games • starmen.net

    What, I didn't already up this? What the Underwhere?

    For all things EarthBound, leave it to the Starmen.

  • Created Jan 30 2008 •

    A form apology letter

    To all my (friends)/aquaintences/enemies at (insert locale here) StumbleUpon,

    I would like to formally apologize for my (##)11 (month)/year absense. You see, I was (banned from internet usage by my parents)/dead/in a coma because I (was a juvenile delinquent)/got hit by a car/accidentally ingested poison. I'd also like to apologize further for an inability to (return as a regular)/articulate well/be funny in any way, shape or form. Someday I will be able to return to (insert locale) SU, but not within the next few (years)/decades/centuries.

    Until then/(I'll miss you guys)/Smell you later,

    (Insert username) Wacky-Legs

  • Created Feb 14 2007 •

    Eh-hem, happy Valentine's Day. That said, I hate it.

    It's a fake holiday, made by greeting card companies and chocolate factories. And it hates me. That's not even getting into the cruddy "specials". Gimme St. Patrick's Day and its greenness anyday.

    But still, happy Valentine's Day.