Party Hardy, Mardi
Retarded, Gay and Fat
Resolution, Schmesolution…..Gimme a Pizza!
A Pressing Matter......Of Duck
God Is In The Ketchup and The Pickles
Ice Cream Weather Is Here! Grab A Sweater!
Red Wine's Evil Minions, and The Perils of Vacation Fat
Rainbows, Queens and Fairies…….My Big Gay Blog Post
Waiting Sux! My Life as A True Blood Addict
If Your Wine Glass Could Talk
Speaking of Sex, Without Actually
As Valentine's Day approaches, our thoughts turn to love---both romantic love, and the kind that requires red lace underwear. Love is simple, but it isn't always easy. In any intimate relationship...
Rodeos, Cowboys, and The Fajita Hat
Rodeo season is kicking off in Texas right now, with some of the larger stock shows and rodeos under way, or soon to begin. If you aren't familiar with the customs and traditions of rodeo, you may ...
The Legend of The Chocolate Orange Jelly Man
I don't care where you are from, your town probably had a local legend that was both feared and revered by local teens. Whether it was a local "witch", sure to turn children into ...
Take Two Tuesdays—The Birds and The Bees of Avocados
Avocados are my favorite fruits. Now, if you are like most people, I know what you're thinking: "Avocados aren't fruit. They can't be fruit. Fruit is sweet. They must be vegetables, mustn't ...
White Trash Wednesdays-Miracle Whip
I have a friend named Bert Neville—yes, just like Wil Smith's character in "Legend", except I am pretty sure my Bert has never had to battle weird zombie-vampire creatures. Except for, heR...
White Trash Wednesday…..Velveeta
There are some foods that get no public respect. I am not saying that they should, only that they don't. Meanwhile, many Goat-ropin, cedar-chopping Rednecks and other Human-American subspec...
Bobby Flay WISHES He Was Me
After Thanksgiving next week, millions of Americans will start the Thanksgiving leftover rituals. There will be turkey pot pie, turkey soup, and turkey salad sandwiches. Some will enjoy turkey tet...
Cookies and Ice Cream For Nola
I went to high school with a guy named Rhett…Rhett was a nice guy, and a good guy, and had a phone number I will never forgot. To make sure that number doesn't become the next 867-530...
Maple Belgian Waffles with Maple Whipped Cream
Maple-flavored Belgian waffles with a maple whipped cream. Plus a @WestBendKitchen Rotary Waffle Maker Giveaway!