Squigglemuffin

Entertaining and useful. I was on Snopes earlier today, so it was weird to stumble it as well.

From the page: "There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still."

(on hearing his friend's favourite indie band have just released a song which is 90 minutes of silence) -

"Are they releasing it as an mp3?"

Friend: No. As a word document.

It's loads of fun to write for this website, but it does not make you money. I think that ought to be made clear. The "earn" aspect of Helium does not exist. However, I have had a great deal of pleasure writing articles for this website just because *shock horror* I like to write articles.

Take it for what it is. A writing forum. It won't pay you so much as the cost of an ice cream.

Some people really ought to double check their shop work.