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Kittens, kittens everywhere by Tom Phillips, at The Ridiculant.

In praise of KITTENIFY!

Hello, My name is Nikita Cat, and I have briefly taken over the Stumble Upon Page of my Human in order to praise a brilliant new invention, guaranteed to make your life soooo much better. ;-D

Give the man the Nobel Prize in whatever category he qualifies for, he deserves it, no contest!

What a brilliant idea!

My Human is gonna love it! ;-D

I know he won't be able to wait to use it on all those fawning news stories about America's Socialist-in-Chief that plaster his face all over the webpage when they strain to explain just how everything he, and his pliant congress want to dois good for the digestion of the American Citizen. ;-D

As a member, in Good Standing, of the Cat Blogging Community, who plasters pictures of his own cute, and cuddly self all over Daddy's Blog, I wholeheartedly agree that we absolutely can't have enough pictures of our kind online. ;-D

The fewer opportunities for Dog Pictues, the better, I say!;-D

Not that I have anything serious against Canines, you understand.

2 of my Best Friends in my 11 years of life are, and have been, Purebred Rottweilers.

When raised right, they are quite sociable, and entertaining conversationalists. ;-D

Another friend is a Weiner-Mut, and I'm also on good terms with one of them white dogs with all them black spots, too! ;-D

When my Cat, and Co-Blogger, read this story, his reaction was immediate: "Damn! They're on to us! Now what do we do?" ;-D

FROM THE STORY:

"If you've ever wondered who's in control, you or your cat, a new study points to the obvious. It's your cat.


Household cats exercise this control with a certain type of urgent-sounding, high-pitched meow, according to the findings."

President Obama committed a brutal act of Animal Cruelty, by, um, permanently taking care of the Health Care needs of a defenseless Fly, on camera, in front of witnesses, including a fawning media horde.

Where in the hell is PETA about this?

Or any other Animal Rights Organization, for that matter?

Hypocrites! ;-D

***UPDATE - 6/18***

PETA HAS stepped up!

Reading the Prez the Riot Act, and even sending him some sort of "No Kill" Fly Trap! ;-D

Charge all these little freeloading bastards $200 a piece for a plane ticket, for cryin' out loud! ;-D

World's oldest dog approaching 21st birthday
By Dave Marcus

Well, Doggone!

A 20-year-old Dachshund, & Beagle?

Who da thunk it? ;-D

1/31/09

Is YOUR Cat a Twit, um, I mean a Tweeper? ;-D

Very funny parody of the rising star of Online Social Networking. ;-D

UPDATE -- 3/1/09: NOT A JOKE afterall! This site actually feeds posts from Tweepers, both human, and Feline, onto its site, tracking various Key Words to decide what to share.

There is actually a whole community of Kitty Tweepers, and Canines, and horses, birds, fishes, ferrets, hampsters, and more sharing their lives, and thoughts on Twitter.

One Cat, in particular, has 112,800 followers!

My Cat, and co-blogger, Nikita, has now joined in the discussion as Nikita_TwitPuss. ;-D

It's Official!

Sort of...

The 1st Kids have a new Doggie to look forward to!

The Socialist-in-Chief: He's definitely a sweetie cutie patootie of a snooky-wookums."

Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh nearly injured himself when his forehead hit the microphone.

Cat Survives 9 Week Lockup in Windowseat!

CatBlogosphere bares its claws!

A heartwarming story in the Los Angeles Times got the attention of many CatBloggers, this weekend, including the Mad Macedonian, and his Cat, Nikita.

The fur may not stop flying for days, who knows. ;-D