HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer's glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her "Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?"
Look up to the...
OK Go's video for "This Too Shall Pass" features an intricate Rube Goldberg machine that operates perfectly in one long take. Engineering a functional machine is one thing, but having twelve energetic...
In my defense, a) I'm in the middle of trying to prepare for a week-long conference to Utah next week, so I don't have the time to put together a longer recitation, and b) the punchline was just begging to be used. But I apologize for it nonetheless.