Ripi

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Ripi is a 65 year old woman from Mansfield, Texas, USA

"I've got my coffee, I've got my cigarettes, I've got my computer, and took my Prozac. It's gonna be a great day"--Maxine

Why go through all the trouble of carving scary faces into pumpkins when you can just thumb through the family photo albums?

Time for the annual parade of goofy-looking, overblown characters filled with gas. Or as I call them, relatives

Isn't it a little embarrassing to live in a country started by people who buckled their hats?

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME MAKES ME EVEN CRABBIER all quotes by maxine