Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish
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Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off...
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Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area...
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Marijuana Use Triples Among Gary
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Tea Farty: Re-tweeting the Tea Party's hot air.
Tea Farty is an attempt to raise the standard of political discourse in our fractured nation. Through a careful curation of public content available on the website Twitter, Tea Farty strives to add a non-partisan rhetoric equal to the intelligence le...
Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8
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Tree Lobsters!: #44 Relativism
A webcomic ...about lobsters ...in trees. Yes, really.
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Surviving the World - Lesson 512 - Agnostics
Money makes the world go round, right? Don't delude yourself into thinking it doesn't make religious affiliations go round, either. They call it tithing for a reason, you know.