LylaMarsh

If that's all people know about the Ukraine, well. Could be worse...

Blogging is dangerous. And SRS BIDNEZ.

Yeah, you THINK you know, but you don't know. I can see it's time to explain a few things...

Clockwatchers: you know one.

I don't know what the new Ford will be called. Probably something like the `Ford Untamed Wilderness Adventure.' In the TV commercials, it will be shown splashing through rivers, charging up rocky mountainsides, swinging on vines, diving off cliffs, racing through the surf, and fighting giant sharks hundreds of feet beneath the ocean surface -- all the daredevil things that cars do in Sport Utility Vehicle Commercial World, where nobody ever drives on an actual world. In fact, the interstate highways in Sport Utility Vehicle Commercial World, having been abandoned by humans, are teeming with deer, squirrels, birds, and other wildlife species that have fled from the forests to avoid being run over by nature-seekers in multi-ton vehicles barreling through the underbrush at 50 miles per hour.

This thread has just been hijacked by morons.

America: apparently not too fond of the South.