LindaAdams

Dance, Monkeys, Dance!

Nice summary of civilization and all its ironies.

Finally! Some jokes I haven't heard! I'm particularly fond of the computer ATM one...

Lifted from bittyimp! HA!

I can't believe they have to get a quote from a "qualified" anthropologist to say that alcohol is a factor in more accidents. I mean, like, DUHHH. I can't hold the phone in one hand and open a beer at the same time - they should have just asked me.

As for the warmth factor - if you drink enough, who cares if you're cold. As for all the girlies out there, if you drink enough you're probably an incontrollable flirt at some point and willing to let someone else's warm body counteract the effects of the alcohol. On the other hand, rumour has it that drunks who take big falls are less likely to suffer major injuries since you're more relaxed and therefore fall with the fall, so to speak, rather than fight the fall. Then there's always the idiot who thinks he can fly off the 3rd floor balcony... did I mention that alcohol is a factor in more accidents?

I agree with this so much that I'm lifting it from skedaddle's blog. Right on.




I don't care who or what you vote for. Voting is a right and a responsibility we should all exercise.

Yet another fun God sign! Love it!

Although I would go so far as to say that shouting "Oh God" in bed sometimes does indeed qualify as a religious experience.