Kuraudo

Give me a break. Chances are this only works on cat-lovers. It sure as hell doesn't work on me because I hate those horrible little monsters.

From the page: "6. After being told by doctor's to give up smoking in 2007, Kim quit then decided he needed to go one step further to protect his health and so outlawed fags for the rest of his compatriots with a nationwide ban."

In all honesty, that's probably a great thing he did. It wouldn't work so well in western countries though.

This is among the worst cases of tl;dr I have ever experienced.

Jesus this is extremely bizarre. Has the world really come to this?

I want to marry whoever wrote this article.

I don't think these are personified very well.

Final Fantasy VIII immediately came to mind when I saw this. Weird.