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'Fix your eyes on perfection.' -Megan Smith, Class of 2011 [via reddit]...

I put my dog into the Superman costume when she was a puppy. I don't think she enjoyed it too terribly. I'm not proud of this.

Identity theft is a serious crime, but boy is it tempting when you see people living this kind of epic life. Find out what kind of trouble (and hilarity) identity theft could really get you into in...

Tired of these? Don't care. This one has a very professional dog involved. (See more on Quickmeme: http://www.quickmeme.com/Lawyer-Dog/)

When you're this flexible, you don't even need to be hot. (Though it helps dramatically)

After the memorable moment of a baby's first steps are caught on camera, the family dog relieves itself on the carpet near the happily walking baby. What comes next, no one saw coming. See more videos at http://www.youtube.com/user/ToddleTale

Hmm. There's certainly an abundance of holiday spirit here, but, um, that's about it. From taking the annual holiday family photo in the nude to...

When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.

JOKE

There's no "I" in "team," but there is a whole lot of "awesome." Want to put together your ultimate team? Go to findyour7.com and let Hyundai show you how.

Internet, this is your life...in GIF form. When you click on a blog and music starts to autoplay: When you're making fun of someone behind their back and they turn around: When you're with a group and someone hot walks by: When you have that ...

"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" – Homer ...

when the Harsh reality destroys our picture perfect expectation we end up well..looking stupid :p

IRONY

What exactly is marriage? “Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents” Eric, age 6 “When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole...

"I told you getting a baby would be a lot of responsibility"-dog's mom.