Welcome! Welcome to the wonderful world of high school, the next
stepping stone on your ultimate journey to adulthood. Gone are
the youthful days of elementary and intermediate school.
Farewell to recesses and childhood games. You've just entered ...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three
pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders
Two guys (we'll call them "Mark" and "Al") are out cruising. Mark is driving,
and they're on some out-of-the way roads. Mark is distracted and doesn't see
a stop-sign, and a few moments after he runs it they hear a siren and see blue