I'm a gay and I disapprove this message :p
I know it's meant to be funny, but some of those lines made me cringe. ''Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground'' I.. What? Who says that? Not how I like to be portrayed..
And I do have a sense of humor ;)