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Juha is a 58 year old guy from Finland

Ποταμωὶ γάρ οὐκ ἔστιν ἐμβῆναι δὶς τωὶ αὐτωί.
"One cannot step twice in the same stream."
Ἡράκλειτος Heraclitus
¨Α μὴ οἶδα, οὐδὲ οἴομαι εἰδέναι.
"What I do not know, I do not make believe I know."
Σωκράτης, Socrates
"It all has to come from inside, though, I guess."
- Jimi Hendrix
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
- Buddha
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नमस्ते

  • mysuperspacestation.info - A Really Bad Day

    Rated 04:06pm • 8 reviews • humor • thetopspace.com

    From the page:
    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

    "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

  • http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/if-david-lived-tod...

    Rated 04:02pm • 3 reviews • humor • funnypictures.net.au

    If David lived today...

  • The Greek Genocide 1914-23

    Rated 03:30pm • 1 review • history • greek-genocide.org

    From the page:
    "During the years 1914-1923, whilst the attention of the international community focused on the turmoil and aftermath of the First World War, the indigenous Greek minority of the Ottoman Empire, the Republic of Turkey's predecessor, was subjected to a centrally-organized, premeditated and systematic policy of annihilation. This genocide, orchestrated to ensure an irreversible end to the collective existence of Turkey's Greek population, was perpetrated by two consecutive governments; the Committee for Union and Progress, better known as the Young Turks, and the nationalist Kemalists led by Mustafa Kemal "Atatürk". A lethal combination of internal deportations involving death marches and massacres conducted throughout Ottoman Turkey resulted in the death of one million Ottoman Greeks.
    The International Association of Genocide Scholars, an organization of the world's foremost experts on genocide, have affirmed the Ottoman Greek Genocide."

  • Todays Beetle Bailey Comic Strip - ArcaMax Publishing

    Rated 12:01pm • 0 reviews • humour • arcamax.com

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  • http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2009-06-03-tunnel.gif

    Rated 11:51am • 24 reviews • humor • lukesurl.com

  • http://stupidsticks.com/image.axd?picture=2009%2f11%2fSTU...

    Rated 11:31am • 44 reviews • humor • stupidsticks.com

  • 86 Worlds Best Jokes (according to Hertfordshire U)

    Rated 10:20am • 20 reviews • humor • tallrite.com

    From the page:
    Top joke in USA

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

    His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

    The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."



    Top joke in Canada

    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 °C.

    The Russians used a pencil.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Foto Salvadores inspiration - Image by Nancy Blach from...

    Rated 10:15am • 0 reviews • photography • fotocommunity.com

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  • Oddly Specific

    Rated 05:05am • 21 reviews • humor • oddlyspecific.com

  • This Be the Verse by Philip Larkin : The Poetry...

    Rated 04:38am • 2 reviews • philosophy, poetry • poetryfoundation.org

    From the page:
    "This Be the Verse
    by Philip Larkin


    They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
    They may not mean to, but they do.
    They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.

    But they were fucked up in their turn
    By fools in old-style hats and coats,
    Who half the time were soppy-stern
    And half at one another's throats.

    Man hands on misery to man.
    It deepens like a coastal shelf.
    Get out as early as you can,
    And don't have any kids yourself.

    Philip Larkin, 'This Be the Verse' from Collected Poems. Used by permission of The Society of Authors as the Literary Representative of the Estate of Phillip Larkin.

    Source: Collected Poems (Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2001) "

    Thanks SeaWych.