Hem

Hell, I was impressed. Damned impressed.

I'm gonna say it right now: I am in love with this chick. Yeah. I can say that shit. I am LOVE with her. How you feel about that Stumble? Huh? How you feel about that, people who got a problem with the word "love"? I just threw that shit right on out there. I said "I am in love with this chick." Yeah. Fucking respect my ass.

Fuck you if you don't like it.

This guy thinks he's cool just because he provides the hottest links around, and just because he's intelligent and can out post just about anybody with his big bad self. But that don't make ya cool. You know what cool is? Cool is getting kicked in the balls by a six-foot-six Amazon, spittin' out blood, and then looking her dead in the eye and screamin', "Zat all ya got, bitch?? Huh??" Pfft! This dude can't compete in the real world of ball kickin' where Amazons roam the earth and kick balls and where balls are kicked. I'll bet he doesn't even like getting his balls kicked! I'll kick him right square in the nuts if he gets out of line. Right square in the nuts! Hurumph.