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May 05 2011
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Dear Michael Moore,
I used to love you. I read all your books (I still have them), I liked your books, and you seemed to make sense. Now, I'm pretty sure not only are you THE MOST IRRELEVANT man of the hour, but you seem to have lost your noodles. From the looks of things, you probably ate them. I know, a pretty low blow, but hell, man, you have more money than you know what to do with now...take a page from Drew Carey and hire yourself a trainer and put down the fork, will ya? It's called heart disease, and you're not going to like it.
But, I digress. You see, our little love affair, it's over. You don't get another dime or a speck of attention from me anymore for your opinions. In fact, I think I'm done with all you millionaire Monday quarterback white male liberals, including Chomsky. Boy, it's so easy to be an armchair liberal when you're white as a sheet, rich as fukk, and sporting a dangle, isn't it? But when you whine and moan over the death of Bin Laden, that's too much to bare. Do you really think I care about what happened to that fuknut, or why, or how? Or that anybody else does? Check out The Daily Show, or Colbert Report, to get a real idea how MOST people on the left feel on the matter.
Personally, I don't care if it was a targeted assassination. Seriously? Do you think I would accept the death of ONE Navy Seal just so we could have a mockery sideshow trial? And, are you completely mad comparing this to the Nuremburg trials? First, how about the little reality that Bin Laden is/was still very much a part of a royal family with access to BILLIONS of dollars. Do you really honestly believe that his family would have let him just go to DC or The Hague for trial? Seriously? Perhaps you if you closed your mouth for a short while, and studied the culture, you'd know that there's no sitting shiva for live family members in Saudi culture...you don't just disinherit or cut off family members. (You might kill them for their "actions," but they usually reserve that kind of treatment for women.) I don't believe for a MINUTE that Bin Laden was ever out of touch with his family members based on his access to funds...and, by the way...where do you think he came up with his crazy ideas, anyway? Excuse me, but he comes from a "royal family" where women can be executed for driving a car or showing their arms. I don't remember in the history books where the vast majority of Nazis tried had that kind of access to funds. AND, you probably don't want to talk with survivors of the camps about people like Mengele, whom the Allies let get away. OR, that the US took all of his research and brought it home to use. No, you really really don't want to go there and you REALLY don't want to throw your religion around as an excuse as to why I should give a big fat fukk as to what went down with Bin ThousandLeaguesUnderTheSea Laden.
You might be a Catholic; good for you. Whatever. Oh, well, by the way, I'm an atheist and I DON'T CARE what you are. And, as an atheist, I'm appalled by people using their religion to make silly excuses for idiotic opinions. Oh, I'm still a liberal...but you just don't make the cut anymore. You know why we dumped his a$$ at sea? So he wouldn't have a SHRINE, where people could go to idiolize his wicked dumbnutness. It's a lot more than he gave to the thousands of people over the years (not just on 9/11)...he murdered thousands of innocent people and I don't really care that he's now residing with SpongeBob SquarePants. I hope he suffered, I do not care who was there and who saw it, I do not care what went down, and I hope that he knew he was bested by American "infidel" badass Navy Seals. These people think we are all ignorant, evil dogs...no better than wild animals...they go around calling Western women "whores" and thumbing their nose at the diversity that is our country, and all the while they are pretending to be "godly" men, they are killing and maiming. Not to mention the amount of pedophilia that goes on. Some of those "dancing boys of Khandahar" are no more than 13 years old. And if any of them tell or complain, they are simply murdered for "homosexuality," and it goes on in ALL these countries, including The Emirates.
So excuse me if I don't give a rat's arse as to what happened and excuse me while I celebrate (as an atheist). Let me "pray" to Dionysus, praise Apollo, and crack open a beer or two to celebrate the gruesome death of a miserable, rotten fukk. And, as far as any of this "stoking" the fires of existing or potential terrorists...let me clue you in on a little secret. These people are certifiably batsheit crazy...and they don't need a reason. It doesn't matter any more than when a Xtian fundie bombs a clinic or a dumb dude in a white pointy hat kills an unarmed black man. Some people are just mean and nasty and batsh*t insane, and you can't just hold your breath and hope they don't see you.
Your untruly, Fidi.