Gollum sings "I will survive"
Gollum sings "I will survive"
Was he a floater or a sinker?
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows
One step above the classic crystal radio is this little gem. I approve.
Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!"
Vegetarian dishes taste better with bacon.
From the page: FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time after his wife called police and told them he was huffing paint in their apartment last Thursday.
48 times. This man has been busted huffing paint for the 48th time. 48! I can't imagine how he's still alive, let alone having a functioning nervous system. They have alcohol for sale in most places. If you know a teenager you could probably find some pot. Paint huffing?!? That's just pathetic.
Dog owners rejoice! Scientific studies place the intelligence of dogs above that of chimps. This is worth a watch.
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Deputies said Szmuc forced the boy into having a sexual relationship for weeks. The teen told investigators the sexual assaults began during a New Year's Eve party at the woman's home. Szmuc is said to have played a hide-and-seek type game with a group of children and that's when she kissed and fondled him, according to deputies.
When she has sex with a teenage boy it is a miracle.
When THIS has sex with a teenage boy it is a horrible crime.
Kentucky man forced to eat his own beard, brush his tooth and divorce his sister
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From the page: When I stumbled upon this I thought I'd hit the jackpot! Wowee! This has everything! a guy high on "synthetic marijuana", invading aliens, a high speed chase and of course Dr. Phil.
I would never touch that crap. Real pot has known properties and has been consumed for thousands of years. This fake weed is laced with chemicals that have never been properly studied. The fake stuff costs about the same as the real deal and you know what to expect. Governments just need to decriminalize marijuana and crap like this wouldn't happen.
From the page: A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.
The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day's earnings.
The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop's owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn't have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.
Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police - but didn't do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to take of his underpants' threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.
Homemade Piezo-electric crystals. Very nifty.
From the page: After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.
According to a criminal complaint:
Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.
After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.
After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.
But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.
After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.
GOOD LORD! I'll take an extra slice of THAT!
If I ever get raped by a tentacle-monster I'll keep these skills in mind,
From the page:
"I'm saving this for my 85th birthday when I plan to start drinking again and smoking Cubanas. I'll be filling it with Jim Beam on ice (it's just the right size!), and I'm inviting you to be the Doctor-on-call when that sublime golden nectar hits my system after 40 years or so of doing without..ok?"
Yes, sir. I ain't Board Certified in Party Medicine for nuthin, you know.
Despite her profession (MDs are just dealers with shingles), (I took a much more dignified route to mass destruction before being forced to retire) ,I've always had a soft spot for Fontzi (as I call her).
So here is a picture old man's enormous cock.
"Word around the office is you get a fat cock,".."Yes I do".."Maybe we should our had cocks together someday."